"The announcer in his silken voice purred, "And now meet Rollins. Built on a titanium chassis, designed by tallsteve for infiltration, seduction, and intense confidence generation. Complete with wipe and reload 120 gig memory and 20 gig processing. He features more on board computing power than our entire fleet of space shuttles. DO NOT MISS his combat effectiveness demonstration and his seduction tutorial. Scheduled this evening at 7 PM...!" Caption courtesy Bigqueezer |